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No, no, no! For the love of God let this strictly be a rumor.  The idiots over at The Sun claim that tranny loving, Eddie Murphy, has signed on to be The Riddler in the next Batman pic.  I’m still laughing at that even being a rumor.  Riddle me this (I made a funny!), but hasn’t Murphy’s recent flicks flopped? Who the fuck would cast him as The Riddler? 

The Sun’s source also claims that the movie is being worked under the title of Gotham.  Set to be released in 2010.  Obviously Christian Bale (holy hottness) and Michael Caine will be reprising their roles for the third time as Bruce Wayne and Alfred.  The source also claims that the movie ends with Batman possibly dying during an explosion at Wayne Towers.  You fucking kill Batman, you kill a piece of me.

So among what would be a horrible choice of The Riddler, the source also says that Shia LaBeouf will act as the new Robin and Rachel Weisz is in talks to play Catwoman.  Nobody can touch the theatrical greatness of Chris O’Donnell as Robin.  I mean, that was high class quality acting.  Worth every penny.

None of this has been confirmed by Warner Bros. and I hope it never is.  I’m enforcing that the first rumors become truths.  Johnny Depp as The Riddler, Philip Seymour Hoffman as The Penguin, and, even though I’m ehh on this one, Angelina Jolie as Catwoman.  Actually, at this point throw in J-Lo.  She apparently hasn’t been showing her ass of as much as of late due to his highness Marc Anthony, so maybe that tight ass leath-uh will portray the cottage cheese as a delectable treat. 

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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