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Well, it’s not like Paris Hilton’s not used to force entry or anything.  Below her waist lays a 24 hour easy access highway.  That’s terrible.

Some smart ass found a way into Hilton’s home last Thursday and stole a shitload of stuff.  Unfortunately, Paris was not home when the event occurred.  Doesn’t this bitch have like 24-hour security on staff? I mean, isn’t this almost impossible to get away with? 

Reports state that the thief most likely got through an unlocked door.  Is she an idiot basically handing out her shit? Especially when you’re a celebrity, when the fuck do you leave your door open? My dad locks our shit up and our house is probably 1/24th the size of hers.  It’s quite funny.  He says home invasions occur so we use a security system that doesn’t even connect to the security.  My father aka hot stuff believes simply the “noise” will scare the intruders away.  I told him if anyone’s robbing our ass, they’re the idiots cause they won’t find much.  Just don’t take the Beverly Hills, 90210 DVDS is all I ask.

So this thief got away with an estimated $2 mil worth of jewelry and other shit! She also spoke out to some mags, but it’s her complaining and being upset and frankly, I don’t care nor want to waste my time posting it.

Some ho down at the LAPD says a security guard at Hilton’s gated community reported a forced entry attempt at 5 a.m.  The guard said the burglar was a male wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves.  My money’s on Michael Jackson.  He’s coo-coo for cocoa puffs at the moment…actually he’s always been.  He probably mistook Hilton’s home for an all boys day care center.  Who could blame him? Paris’ hoo-ha is as open to the male community as much as Amy Winehouse falls off the wagon.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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