Dec 26 2008
Another Hilton Burglary and Paris May Know Who Did It
Not only was Paris Hilton robbed, but her uncle was right after! Stephen Michael Hilton was allegedly attacked by the thief who broke into his home. These fucking Hilton’s are like the Kennedy’s. Instead of assassination, we have burglary.
And what’s with the robber? He stole about $2 mil worth of shit at the uncle’s the same as how much he stole from Paris. Retard!!! You always make bigger bank the next time. Especially if you’re probably going to be caught, at least go out with a bang.
Well, now Paris thinks she may know who did it. She doesn’t believe it to be a stranger, but someone who has definitely been to her home before. After viewing surveillance tapes, she says, “I think whoever did this definitely has been there before. We have some suspects that I’m thinking of. You know, it’s just an invasion of privacy, and it’s happened to me before. It’s really scary but they’re doing a huge investigation on this, and we’re going to catch this person.”
Bitch better get some better security. She says, “Obviously it’s devastating and disturbing that someone was in my home. [But] we have three security guards there and a 24-hour guard who is always on my property. We have the alarm on, [we have] the dogs, the guards with the gun, so no one is going to be coming into my house.”
And the obvious cliche question, what’s her personal message to the thieves you may ask?, “I would tell them to please return my things. They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry and everything. They won’t get in trouble. But if all this goes on for much longer, they’re going to get in more trouble.”
Yeah right! Wishful fucking thinking. I’m sure Timmy the Thief is going to skip his way back to her front porch, ask for forgiveness, and give back everything. I’m sure this is some crackhead dealer she dealt with years ago. Crackies will stop at nothing for a little cash to keep up their habit. It was like my diabetic dad last night crying over brownies. Went to the hospital Christmas morning…actually I’ll post that in a second.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
