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Obviously Kevin Federline peaked with Britney Spears because now he’ll never be poor and he’s got two meal tickets to show for it.  So obviously you only go down from there.  Well, home boy is dating some 6′0″ tall 26-year-old volleyball player who goes by the porn name of Victoria Prince.  They’re so close they’re even on the same Los Angeles bowling team together, called Party Animals.  Talk about bonding time!

Well, bitch has had some troubles with the law.  It looks like any woman who gets involved with this fucktard either has had troubles or will have troubles i.e. my love Britney.  Back in high school she apparently, “waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school.” The parents of the kids even had to file a temporary restraining order against her. Well the judge was too busy and good for this shit and told the school to handle it.  She was also charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school grounds.  It was a mother fucking STUN GUN.  Oh, it’s not over.  This girl is basically my new hero.  She was also charged with possession of alcohol by a minor and JUST last year she was arrested for “assault and disturbing the peace.” She plead not guilty and the case was eventually dismissed.

So Sean Preston and Jayden are basically fucked.  First two years of their lives, daddy made mommy so crazy to the point she shaved her head, you have the terror that is Shar Jackson being the disgruntled ex baby mama, and now you have this bitch with a stun gun! Trailer trash.  I’m sure on Saturday’s she gives stun gun lessons and on Sundays they spend family time devising plans to humiliate Britney.  Victoria’s a bad ass.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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