Dec 26 2008
Tom Brady Proposes to Gisele?

Rumor has it that Tom Brady and Gisele are engaged. He put four dozen white roses on a private jet from New York to Boston with his rents and popped the question. Bitch said yes.
There you have it. My dreams shall never be a reality like this ho’s.
Update: Apparently this shit isn’t true. What the fuck ever.
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