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There’s nothing better than celebrating the holidays with Lohan drama.  The fact is the family is fucked.  They’re either a tool, lesbian, famewhore, or firecrotched.  That young kid Cody…imagine the freckled ass.  So now it goes without saying that Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, is obviously a fameslut who publicly airs his family frustrations to the media.  So here’s the recent.

Last week or something, Lindsay wrote on a blog on her myspace about her dad.  Obviously it wasn’t a nice one, so now Michael is blaming her lezzy girl, SaMANtha Ronson, for the post claiming she was the one behind it.  

Michael says:

What real work has Lindsay done since Sam? Maybe she should follow Britney or Drew’s paths and get rid of the darkness and come into the light.

Well, in my opinion going to town on a vagina (Samantha’s especially at that) is some hard work, but bitch has made a point.  It gets better.  He actually goes on to THREATEN the MAN.  

Bitch says:

If one more blog or statement is made people will know the entire truth. I will release emails, texts, depositions and audio tapes that will prove everything I have been saying all along. If Sam wants to play, I am ready. But she better be ready too!

What the fuck happened to that celebrity punching show? I’d actually pay $50 bucks to see this shit go down.  It’s hard to say who would win.  In one corner, you have 180 lbs worth of bull shit and in the other, you have 90 lbs soaking wet with Lohan vag breath.  You either win by sitting or breathing heavily on your victim.  What do you fools think?

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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