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Amy Winehouse should consider being celibate for a few years until that bitch checks into reality because unfortunately, hot mess number two, Alex Haines, the dude she dated while Blaaake was in the slammer this year, has up and ran his mouf to the British media. 

After apparently “quitting” (code for being “fired”) from his job at Crackie’s management company, what better way to make some quick cash by mouthing off to The News of the World.  Here are some of the amazing HIGHlights:

- What we already knew, she apparently smoked CRACK for BREAKFAST from pipes she made herself out of bottles.  She also blew £3,500 a week on drugs in her darkest hours. “When Amy woke up the first thing she’d ask was, ‘Where’s my pipe?’. She often made crack pipes by putting foil on top of plastic bottles and then burning the drug. While she got it going I made toast with butter and a cup of tea for her. It was her normal breakfast.”

- SCREWDRIVERS! She became so desperate for every little drop that she scraped the residue out with that shit.  “When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver. She had to have a heroin and crack pipe near her or she freaked out. She’d keep taking drugs until she passed out. I reckon she spent £3,500 a week on them.”

- He also reveals how the once painfully thin diva was a secret BULIMIC—living on McDonalds and up to 10 Crunchie bars at a time. She even used HIS TOOTHBRUSH to make herself THROW UP afterwards. “Amy suffered from bulimia, which is why she looked so thin. She would have a massive McDonalds and then throw it all up in the bathroom. I found my toothbrush covered in sick, and asked her about it. She went really sheepish but told me she suffered from it for a long time. Several times I went into her bathroom and saw sick all over the sink. She lived off Crunchie bars—up to 10 at a time—packets of Haribo sweets and bottles of orange Lucozade Sport. Her heroin problems made her crave sugar.”

- And of course, we cannot leave out his explicit details about their daily sexual romps while Amy remained married to jailbird hubby, Blake Fielder Civil, he says: “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

- “Cutting herself was her favourite pastime.”

- He says Amy became violent when she mixed drugs with alcohol. “When she drank with the drugs, she showed her worst side. She liked vodka with 99p supermarket tropical juice. Her behaviour became manic. She would cut herself or attack others. When she drank things got messy.”

- He was shocked by her self-harming. “The first time I saw her do it was after she told Blake we’d had a fling. She cut herself with scissors from shoulder to wrist.”

Um, uh.  Tell me something I don’t know? HOpefully this HO is getting all of the help she needs.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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