Dec 29 2008
WTF Story of the HOlidays
Beauty and grace. What I think of when I view this picture. Yeah, okay so sue me. the holidays aren’t EXACTLY over with New Years approaching, but I don’t think we can get any better than this hot mess of a story.
I’m all about quiet time during the movies. I, for one, expect for my $11 an extremely quiet surrounding especially from those fucktards who munch down hard on their popcorn. Slow down, chew, and swallow. It’s SERIOUSLY not that hard. Now when I do get a fool who is mouthing off (i.e. every tween girl during Twilight) I get pissed off. Not only do I want to turn around and do a little slap-slap-slaparoo on the face of my arch nemesis, but I contemplate taking my Fanta and throwing it in their face as well. All though I have these horrendous (but amazing) thoughts, I tend to just yell SHUT THE FUCK UP and that in fact works. Don’t believe me? Ask any one of my friends. They get embarrassed when I do so.
Which reminds me of the time I went to see that Kiefer Sutherland movie Mirrors and these two overweight tweens were sporting homemade Kiefer shirts (for real, they were) and every time Kiefer came on the screen, the audience got a “WE LOVE YOU KIEFER!” You would have thought a fucking Jonas Brother literally came on the screen. Pun intended. I yelled, my mom and friend, Christina, were embarrassed, but ultimately the trolls shut up.
Anyway, I’m blabbing now. So the above fool, James Joseph Cialella Jr. of South Philadelphia went to go see Brad Pitt’s new movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, on Christmas day and became extremely frustrated when a father and son would not refrain from talking during the movie. This angered Cialella so much so that he busted a .380-caliber cap in the father’s ass. Well, not ass exactly, but arm.
The victim claims he and the shooter started arguing with one another after he started throwing popcorn at his son. As Cialella got out of his seat to approach the family, the father stood up to protect his son and that’s when he was shot once in the arm. Of course people peaced the fuck out of there, but guess what is the best part of this story? Home boy actually SAT DOWN and watched the rest of the movie.
Police arrived a short time later and arrested the 29-year-old shooter. He’s being charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.
That’s some fucking DeNiro shit right there.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*
