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So a couple of weeks ago, Jeremy Piven, got his ass out of the current broadway play claiming mercury poisoning was the reason behind as to why he had to “tear himself away” from his work.  Co-stars were actually happy leading us to believe that nobody actually likes to work with the Entourage star.  However, this mercury shit aka ‘I like to do coke and party all of the time’ didn’t stop him from picking up a model turned waitress, Ashley Chontos

During Britney Spears’ circus-themed birthday party, Piven was on the prowl and found himself a nice slice of waitress.  Although she was only his second choice that night, Piven became so smitten with the 23-year-old (who also used to be friends with a friend of mine) that he’s going to ditch his traditional mom as date for the Golden Globes and take this hussy. He’s apparently flying this bitch out to the West Coast for the red carpet on January 10th! 

What to know what sealed the deal with Chontos? Piven sent out a mass text message to all of the numbers he gathered up during the night that read

“Come to my room - whoever responds first gets me for the night.”

Well, bitch came a running! 

I guess when you’re desperate, trying to make it as a model, you have to settle for Piven to try and money bag his ass.  I swear to God.  It’s so easy to become famous that all you have to do is waitress at Mansion or any of those ridiculous clubs in Manhattan, Miami, or L.A. and hand out your number to all of the stars.  Shit, why am I not as smart?

If you’re curious to see this model babe, click here —> http://www.collegemansion.com/girl-details.php?gid=222. By the way, from a very good source who knows this girl, she doesn’t go to Columbia.  She in fact went to Binghamton and dropped out. You can also find her on facebook with the status “Don’t believe the tabs!” Desperate attention seeking, but smart ho.

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