Jan 05 2009
Madonna’s Kid Wants To Act

UPDATE: Apparently this shit’s not true. I’m still keeping it up!
When you’re Madonna’s kid you basically have the world at your feet. You want to be an actress? BAM…it’s done. You want a number one single? BAM…Timbaland’s called. Fuck, even if Lourdes Leon wanted to be the next Pope, I’m sure Madge could easily make that shit happen.
So surprise, surprise, daughter Lourdes wants to act. The Daily Mail is reporting that Lourdes has enrolled in Manhattan’s Professional Children’s School. This is also the school where Macaulay Culkin, Scarlett Johansson, and Sarah Jessica Parker are counted as alums.
Some slutsnitch revealed to the paper that Lourdes is desperate to become an actress:
She is determined to prove herself and plans to throw herself into studying the technique.
It doesn’t really matter. At this point she’d be put on a movie just for her name and reputation alone. Desperate to become an actress? At the snap of Madge’s finger this bitch could replace Obama by January 20th.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw