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I’m sooooo over these fucktards.  Just to clear up rumors that these bitches broke up…they didn’t.  We all know how much Lindsay Lohan loooooooooooves to blog on her myspace about her personal life.  Attention whore? Oh, nooo way.  So after a public and bizzzzzarrrre fight on NYE, Access Hollywood reported that both Lohan and saMANtha Ronson broke up.  Rumor had it that HoHan moved out of the home the two shared and got her own little ditty some place else.  Little sister Ali Lohan was also said to have moved in to help her older sis cope.  No daily eating out seshes anymore! 

Well, it’s all a lieeeeee! Miss Lindsay has graced us enough to clear it all up on her official myspace blog.  Is it just me or does this bitch get paid to blog? I mean she’s not up to much else and she blogs more than I fucking do and I actually don’t have a life.  Here’s what the pussy pounder said: 

“RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

xoxox Lindsay

Currently listening :
Rumors
By Lindsay Lohan
Release date: By 2005-01-11″

We all know Michael Lohan is waiting outside The Ivy awaiting questioning.  This bitch lives for commenting on this shit.  And of course Hohan would be listening to her distorted self.  She’s so edgy.  Does anybody really give a shit? I guess I do since I write about it.  Actually I just love angry lesbians mixed with boredom at work.  

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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