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Doesn’t anybody else think that Paris Hilton has a personalized dildo that puts her to sleep every night? Hell, I’d even go for her having like three just to get her ass to sleep.  Well, apparently, we were wrong.  

In the new issue of Britain’s Glamour Magazine, the heiress claims:

“I’ve only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

Yeah kissing a couple of dicks.  This ho cannot tell me that she doesn’t suck dick on a daily, nightly, hourly basis.  A couple hundred people maybe.  That I’d believe.  She’s had the entire New York Giants team and then some.

When you’re on tape sucking dick and fucking shit, it’s hard to believe that your ass is a virginal fortress.  A couple of people? Isn’t that like two? So she’s telling me Rick Solomon and that almost husband, Paris Latsis, were her only lovers? Yeah, I highly doubt that shit.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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