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Watching The People’s Choice Awards last night, I saw what I believed to be a monster sitting in like the fifth row.  Jay Mohr was accepting some award and thanking his wife when they cut to the beast.  I thought to myself wait…he’s married to Nikki Cox.  No, oh my God, no way.  I thought he had opted to take one of the muppets as his date.  Need I explain as to why she’s on hot mess alert?! The bottom picture features your typical hot babe a few years back…the above is a science Muppet baby project gone wrong.  I think what hurts the most is how it painful it must be for Nikki to actually smile.  Looking at the above picture has made me check my lips every second I get since my first view of this monstrosity.  Mega babe to mega surgery.  Sad, sad, but funny to look at.  It’s always funny when the hotties go to the creepy side.  I mean…Pamela Anderson wasn’t a hot mess I featured for nothing.  By the way Jay Mohr, changed his name to Jay Cox Mohr to “show his love” for his wife.  Why not just give us what we want? MOHR COX would have been the right way to go.  And way to secure your manhood.  We obviously know where this guy’s testicles went.  Nikki’s lips.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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