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I’m 100% serious with that headline.  Both Joe Francis and Larry Flynt cite a recession-inducing downturn in adult entertainment sales and believe the government should give them a $5 million bailout.  Because you know fake titties, stretched out v’s, and peenies are a few of the most important things to worry about in the morning.  We’re all basically poor, but give the boozed up underage girls some cashhhh money.

Flynt explains:

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

Because when you’re losing money, even jacking off is in the back of your head.  Trust me.  I’ve lessened the touch me sessions drastically.  Francis says:

“Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.”

You know I’d go out on a limb here and say that Congress is more than likely not going to give money to a recent ex-con to fly down to Cancun and get 17-year-old drunken boozed up ho’s to show their tata’s.  I also don’t think giving money to a fat perverted man who has a dick up a v 24 hours a day is going to fix many of the economic issues at hand.  Now if Elliot Spitzer or Bill Clinton’s Lewinsky days were heading this shit, then I’d reconsider. J, don’t be sad…porn’s not going away 

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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