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There’s something in the ice that gets a guy so heated.  Maybe it’s gliding a puck for three hours, all dicks and sticks, and pent up anger.  Every time I watch a hockey game (which is only when Jack puts it on) I pray for a fight.  Especially when hot guys are involved.  There’s nothing more manly than a man fighting over a three inch flat puck.

So I’m sorely angry that I missed the following.  At the recent Senators versus Buffalos game, people got more than they bargained for.  They got some fighting…and some biting! By the way, Carrie Underwood is in for it.  She’s dating one of the biting team’s ho’s. 

In a first period showdown, Senators’ forward Jarkko Ruutu (yeah say that shit ten times fast) bit Buffalo’s enforced Andrew Peters’ gloved right thumb! Somebody call Hannibal Lecter on this bitch! Aren’t hockey players toothless? Every time I see one, they’re always missing a front toof.

You can view that shit here —>
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=3815233

It clearly happened.  You see Peters saying “He fucking bit me!” with a little dramatics to spice it up.

Ruutu claims he did not bite him, and didn’t get in trouble, but they put his victim on an unsportsmanlike time out for causing chaos in the first place.  Whateverrrrr.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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