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I had to put that picture up because it’s priceless.  Not sure if you guys remember, but when Hurrican Katrina hit, all of the celebs got together and tried to raise money.  Instead Kanye West took to live television to bash the Bush administration and Mike Myers facial expression through the entire shpeal was priceless. 

Enough of that.  Someone should invest in developing a TV show for this bitch cause he can’t stop talking…mainly about himself.  That or some webisode shit where he blogs live.  Imagine him blogging about the Golden Globes last night? “MEDIA BITCHES DON’T KNOW REAL MUSIC!!!!! WHY WAS MILEY CYRUS NOMINATED??? CAN’T A BLACK MAN GET SOME RESPECT!” Exactly.  It doesn’t make sense because he never makes sense.

So in his newest rant about himself to Vibe magazine, Kanye claims he wants fewer fans so he can go nude.  Yes, nude. 

I tried to follow his explanation, let’s see if you can all do better than me:

“I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk. If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked.”

Why hasn’t that hot piece Bjork gone nude yet??? I don’t know about Kanye.  He knows he’s gotta work out because I think underneath all of that trendy shit he dons, guy is packing major case of moobs.  But you know what, if this bitch did have less fans, he’d complain about that, too.  Wait, does he really have that many fans???

“I believe I am the greatest entertainer of this generation,” he told the magazine.

I’m no longer commenting about this tool.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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