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Listen we all have those “fat” days, but unfortunately in the celebrity world, when you get fat it’s either because you aren’t getting work or you’re preggers.  In the world of Russell Crowe, bitch is still getting roles along with his rolls.  I made a funny! However, obviously he’s uncomfortable in his own skin because he somehow got Sienna Miller fired from their new movie in production, Robin Hood.  I’m honestly not sure if my stomach can handle Crowe in tights.

According to one of the NY papers, they’re reporting that Russell’s anger about losing the battle with his weight has affected other actors their jobs.  Sienna, to be exact.  He took his anger out on the actress by having her fired from the Maid Marian role in his new Robin movie.  A few months back, Crowe was reportedly ordered by the movie’s HBIC (head bitch in charge) to lose his belly fat by March when filming is set to begin.

It’s also reported that a producer said the following:

“We can’t have Robin Hood looking more like Friar Tuck.”

Ouch.  So since his shit ain’t coming out, he called for Miller to be axed claiming she would have made him look much older and fatter.  Go to the fucking gym! I don’t understand how celebrities get fat.  Seriously, they can even go off the wagon and indulge in cravings and STILL get in shape by the time they need to be.  They have all of the time in the fucking world. 

So now rumor is that the producers are now

“looking for an older, plumper actress to play the role so [Crowe] doesn’t look like a paunchy grandpa. Someone in her late 30s or early 40s.”

Who the fuck are they going to hire? Queen Latifah? Nobody in Hollywood is past like a size three.  Along with getting Miller fired from the film, Crowe is supposedly trying to get director Ridley Scott fired as well! Who the fuck died and made Crowe king? You know, Ridley is the guy who hired Crowe as the lead role in Gladiator which won him an Oscar so stabbing Ridley in the back would totally be understandable.  Another source said:

“All of this was done behind Ridley’s back. He has no idea.”

As for Miller, a studio rep apparently confirmed her departure from the movie, but went on to say:

“Nottingham is moving ahead with Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott.”

You know, I do believe Crowe is a big bag of douche, but I also believe Miller to be one of the biggest sluts on the Hollywood chopping block.  Although this story is believable, me thinks that Miller got sick of sucking Crowe’s fat dick that she went on to Ridley because, hey, let’s face it…in the future he could potentially cast her in more roles.  Sucking fat dick is like a zit.  You can deal with it if need be, but you do everything in your power to get rid of and away from it.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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