Jan 16 2009
Boy George Is Locked Up…They Won’t Let Him Out
Yesterday I posted this beautiful picture of Boy George because I felt as my duty as an amateur celebrity blogger…it would be extremely wrong of me not to have all of you share and enjoy these chins. Looks like that ‘eye-for-an-eye’ thing really does happen because judge just locked Boy George in his basement for 15 months.
Back in April 2007, Boy Geroge chained and beat a male hooker and now he’s being sentenced to jail for 15 months so expect his asshole to at least stretch another couple inches that it already has.
The judge told him:
“In my view there can be no doubt that your premeditated callous and humiliating handcuffing and detention of Mr Carlsen shocked, degraded and traumatized him. He was deprived of his liberty and human dignity without warning or proper explanation to him of its purpose, length or purported justification. You assaulted the victim of this offense whom you had invited into your home by handcuffing him to your bed and inflicting on him additional wholly gratuitous violence beyond that needed merely to secure physical restraint and detention.”
Well at least George will get what he paid for in the slammer. They may not have chains, but they do have bedsheets to tie up on the radiator. Boys in the chokey love that shit. If not, he can just drop the soap and hope for a dick. If he’s having a problem whipping the jailed boys with a sock, he can always use one of his moobs while singing I’ll Tumble 4 Ya. Now I understand the lyrics he wrote back in the 80s…only a foreshadowing:
I GET A CRAZY FEELING / THAT CHASES IN MY HEAD / IT’S NOTHING THAT YOU DO TO ME / IT’S NOTHING THAT YOU SAID / IT’S LOVE IN STEREO / AND WHEN I CAN’T LET GO I SAY / I’ll be your baby / I’ll be your score / I’ll run the gun for you / And so much more / I’LL TUMBLE 4 YA
And for your dignity, ass, and so much more…you’ll get the man behind those lyrics chaining you to his bed.
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
