Jan 16 2009
JLo Didn’t Wear Her Wedding Ring Because It Didn’t “Go” With the Dress
Jennifer Lopez started up the divorce rumors again when opted to leave her ring at home and attended the Golden Globes without it. Eh hem attention seeking fucking whore. Me thinks it got stuck up her ass while she was trying to locate the stick that’s been residing in that shit far too long…pun intended.
Reason? Bitch believes it didn’t go with her dress. I think anything could go with that toilet paper excuse of a dress.
She told InTouch:
“Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy! It just didn’t go with the dress.”
Nothing goes with the dress except for that new transgendered bitch on The Real World. Obviously she did this on purpose to see her ass on the cover of every fucking magazine and here I am feeding into it. This bitch plays with minds I tell you! Oh yeah apparently newest rumor on the block is that Marc Anthony doesn’t like Jen’s post-baby body. Well, when you’re a guy and you weigh 90 lbs soaking wet, I’m sure you wouldn’t like getting suffocated with that 125 lb ass. Wonder who plays receiver?
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
