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There was a time when Madonna didn’t own the world nor have $500 Mil to her name.  That time was back in 1979 when the ho was a struggling dancer in NYC.  Desperate and struggling so much that she agreed to pose for a fully frontal nude picture.  How much did she bank you say? 25 smackaroos.  

Well now the photographer, just like Oprah’s ex crack lover, is about to make an insane amount of money off of the photo because it’s up for auction at the New York branch of Christie’s on February 12th.  Expected retail price? $10K.

The photographer’s an idiot if you ask me.  Why fucking wait 20 + years to show this shit when we’ve seen this bitch naked more times than we’d care to admit.  Madonna is not like a fine wine.  I say Madge buys this shit herself because she’s so artistic like that.  That or Guy Ritchie is buying it and using it as a dart board in his new furnished, once family home-now batchelor pad.  He and his hooker friends will play “Pin the tail on Madonna’s masculinity.” It’s a win-win situation for all involved.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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