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This is probably what Paris Hilton looked like when she realized her camera with hundreds of personal photos from Australia was missing! Fucking lush! Where was her personal assistant?!

During her New Year’s partying, she misplaced her camera.  Bitch also left her cell phone at the hotel, but that was returned to her.  I would have at least expected some cash money upon return.  That bitch’s pinky alone is worth like a couple grand.  She misplaces her camera on New Years, I drop mine in a cup of liquor.  It happens.

The camera hasn’t been returned because the lucky fuck who found it is counting the ways he can make some mola.  I’d fucking sell that shit and pay off my loans or I’d put it up for ransom.  It’s not like we haven’t seen Paris’ lady bits anyway.  I’ve seen them and I’ll pass on the pimple nips and snatch.  

Because this bitch is worth millions, photo agencies are attempting to take advantage of the Heiress’ loss, offering thousands for the camera.  Didn’t she just find that best friend girl on her reality show? Why didn’t she have that bitch hold onto it? Wasn’t the point of that show to find some nobody to hold your books like I most did in high school? I kid! If any of you have that camera, send the pics my wayyyyyyy.

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

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