Jan 17 2009
Amy Still Loves Her Blakey & Apparently Has Album in the Works
Oh the good ol days. Our little Winehouse with her crackie enable, Blaaaake Fielder-Civil. Since I will never get enough of my Wino, I will always post about her. The Sun sent one of their reporters over to St. Lucia to check up with our little one. The reporter learned, aside from Wino stealing drinks and terrorizing guests, that although Blaaake wants to divorce Wino, she ain’t having it.
Wino said:
“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”
I don’t want England wants her to come back home either. Their streets have turned into a crackie dust pile and all of the booze from the pubs are missing. And what the fuck is our little Crackie of Camden talking about? Her vagine has been like an all you can eat buffet while on vacation. Perhaps my favorite little tidbit in this article has to do with Amy trying to get it on with a couple. Stupid couple denied! I’d force my boyfriend to at least let her drop her panties and take pictures of the crackie dust falling out. It’d be well worth it. The guy said:
“As soon as we arrived at the resort Amy was all over my girlfriend. She was telling her, ‘You’re gorgeous. I’d love to fuck you. Bring your boyfriend, he can watch’. She was quite clear what she wanted, she was saying, ‘You two can spend the night in my room’. If she had been at all good looking we might have done it. But we just ended up smoking a sneaky joint with her instead.”
Alright. You won’t let her touch the peen and vagine, but you will allow joint sharing? That’s instant herps!
I forgot to tell you guys. I don’t just have one Wino story today, I have two! Wino’s pop, Mitch Wino, is like the UK version of Michael Loh an. They bank off of talking about their kid’s issues. He claims, despite reports of island flings and bar bans, that Amy is 100% clean in St. Lucia and said she was only acting weird because:
“she was just having fun, pretending to be a horse.”
Pretending to be a horse? What and what? If anything, I’d go for acting like Mr. Kotter because that curly fuck of hair on top of her head is some 70s shit.
He continues:
“Stories about my troubled daughter are selling newspapers and magazines. They don’t want her to get better. But she is better. They didn’t see her lying in bed for days in a dark room. She was close to death twice. We have been working a lot to get her to where she is right now.”
And surprise, surprise according to Hello! magazine, our little Wino has a new album in the works plus a documentary that TV journalist Daphne Barak has been gathering shit for. You may find it a lot like Miss Britney’s shit from back in November. Ironically, the documentary is being called, If U Seek Amy, Saving Amy. The interviews with her family will reveal how her bizarre and ridic behavior affects everyone. Oh really? Because we couldn’t just get all of this from pictures?
Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw
