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Watching every news channel, we’ve been viewing a Barack Obama marathon.  There used to be this guy before him, George W. Bush, that I don’t care to remember.  But our good friends over at Fox News decided to live telecast Bush’s homecoming speech in Midland, Texas while every other news channel covered Obama Rama. 

You didn’t miss much because when Bush speaks we all become dumber and ridiculous.  But I figured to share what the once Prez had to say:

“Sometimes what I did wasn’t popular. But that’s OK. I always did what I thought was right. It is a great day because we got to come home once and for all. I come home with my head held high. The presidency was a joyous experience, but as great as it was, nothing compares with Texas at sunset. Tonight I have the privilege of saying six words that I have been waiting to say for a while: It iis good to be home.”

This bitch was on a Cheney puppet string for the eight years he shacked up in the White House.  I’m also surprised he didn’t screw up the count of “It is good to be home.” Glad to know at least the guy that fucked us over for a generation is able to count.  Afterwards Laura Bush performed fellatio on the ranch.  Tubular.

-Cw

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