Jan 23 2009
More Ridiculous Pissy Buzz On Britney’s “If U Seek Amy”

I can’t get away from this story. It’s either on every website, stuck in my head, or I come into work and everyone in the first cubicle is listening to it and giving their own take on the matter. Let’s just officially say what it is…Britney Spears’ If U Seek Amy actually means FUCK ME. Golly gee. This girl hasn’t been a teenager in like what? eight years?
Well those dumb republicans at the Parents Television Council obviously are bored and have nothing better to concentrate on that they decided to get pissy about the song. The PTC is warning radio stations to stop playing the song because it “violates the broadcast indecency law” if played between 6am and 10pm.
PTC president Tim Winter said:
“There is no misinterpreting the lyrics to this song, and it’s certainly not about a girl named Amy.”
No shit Sherlock! Where’d you go to school? Harvard School of Dumbasses? The song has already hit radios and has moved it’s way to the No. 92 on the Billboard Pop 100 charts. This version, however, is cleaner and replaces “seek” with “see.” Maybe we should tell Tim Winter to take the right wing dildo out of his ass and share it with Ann Coulter who needs a good release.
-Cw