Jan 25 2009
Amy Winehouse Love Letter Might Screw Her Over
Why watch Days of Our Lives when you have a living and breathing soap opera living amongst us? My baby girl Amy Winehouse may have screwed herself over to old love letters she wrote to Blakkiiieeee Incarcerated. Since Amy has been publicly bashing herr soon to be ex hubby, Blake Fielder Civil, it seems as though his mothaaa has become quite angry.
To get her soon-to-be ex daughter-in-law back, Mama Fielder Civil went to the UK’s News of the World and showed them an Amy-penned love letter that is now in the hands of Blaaaaake’s attorneys. Unfortunately for her, the things written in that letter may cost her millions. It’s apparently ‘widely accepted’ that Winehouse’s Grammy award winning album Back to Black was based on her agonies with the Blaaake relationship.
Also in the letter, Amy offers to write an album of new songs strictly for Blake. “So I’m thinking how about I WRITE you a few albums instead,” gushed Ames. So naturally, Blake’s lawyers are going to argue that if it wasn’t for Blake, her CD wouldn’t have been as successful. Blake served an instrumental part in the creative process turned success.
Mommy of Blaaake says:
“Amy’s been incredibly cruel with her comments. It was so unnecessary. This love letter completely contradicts what she’s been saying. It will be an important part of his divorce case.”
You know anything that comes out of Wino’s mouth I wouldn’t take seriously. I’m surprised my baby girl could form a sentence. The only image I can produce of anything coming out of her mouth would be a hacking up of coke balls. A legal expert is quoted as saying
“The letter could prove pivotal as it proves how important Blake was to Amy’s career. By the time the case gets to court Amy could be worth as much as £12 million (approx US $16.5 million) and realistically Blake could end up with a quarter of that.”
You know, in my next life I’m going to meet a crazy asshole, date him, marry him, write a few songs, get into crack, don a beehive, refrain from eating, go to rehab, terrorize vacation goers and it seems as though it’d work. Apparently those people make millions.
Instant success.
-Cw
