Jan 25 2009
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen’s Hollywood Star Vandalized!

Some crazy bitch from PETA—assuming—vandalized Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s Hollywood star this weekend! “Fur Hags!” was the choice of phrase. I’m not sure whether this is messed up or downright funny. I’m all about animal rights, but PETA fucking sucks so that’s the only reason I’m not laughing. Plus, if I was going to vandalize an Olsen Hollywood star, I’d make sure to write something about Uncle Jessie and their long distant relation to trolls. You see the resemblance, don’t lie to yourselves!
-C
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