Jan 27 2009
World’s First 3D Porno

The picture has nothing to do with the story, but since it’s a piece of shit story, I figure putting Joe Francis’ mug as the photo makes the most sense. Since the porn industry has some crazies in it as of late…i.e. Joe Franic and Larry Flynt wanting a bailout for the adult entertainment industry…it comes as no surprise that a Hong Kong filmmaker wants to produce the world’s first 3D porn.
Stephen Shiu Jnr said:
“Just imagine that you’ll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed.”
I don’t know. Giant peens and vagines on the big screen comin’ at me (literally) like a bat out of hell? Yeah, I’ll pass. Apparently the 3D sexcapade will be based on the 17th century Chinese erotic classic The Carnal Prayer Mat. The love scenes willt take up 25-30% of the film. Shiu says the greatest challenge so far is finding a male actor to take it all off for the camera. I’m sure Mickey Rourke is game for anything these days.
-C