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Guy Ritchie’s father is such a hot mess! Hot mess and shit talker! In the new issue of In Touch, father John basically says he’s happy that his pride and joy is no longer with monster Madonna and that the divorce could not have proceeded anymore favorably. 

He went as far as saying:

“The worst thing would be if they reconciled” and is glad that Madge has “lots of boyfriends” because “she won’t be looking for him.”

Anybody who risks their lives by talking smack about Madonna publicly has my vote.  That’s total bad ass status.  According to Papa Ritchie:

“There are no big arguments between them. All they discuss is the children” and both parties are content with the custodial arrangement.

And I’m sure the children are going to love being jet lagged when they’re forced to UK and US it back on a weekly basis.  At least Rocco will become a prove by wooing the flight attendants into the bathroom midway a flight. PIMP!

-C

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