Jan 28 2009
K-Fed Invited To Britney’s BBQ

After Britney Spears moved from her famous paparazzi home target to Calabasas, California, what way to celebrate than throw a family barbeque?
On Sunday afternoon, family and friends gathered at the pop princess’ new home and guess what throwback douchebagouche was invited? Yep, self-proclaimed rapper and dead beat, Kevin Federline.
The talented guy showed up around noon to pick up the kids from their weekend visit with mama when Daddy Spears invited him in to join the festivities. I’m sure Britney was less than pleased, but what Daddy Spears says, you shut up and obey.
K-Fed left around 5pm back to his home…and let’s be real, it’s indirectly Brit’s home since that rapdouche profited from their divorce. Maybe these kids won’t be fucked up after all. Who am I kidding? They were produced from the sperm of a guy who thinks wearing baggy clearance jeans from Sears and performing this is credible.
-C