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Apparently someone wants to boost his celebrity status.  When you’re on a team with Tony Romo, being number one priority is probably a very hard thing.  Everyone grab a kleenex and cry a tear or two for millionaire Dallas Cowboys star, Terrell Owens who will star in his new reality show this July on VH1.

During the offseason, the show will be shadowed by his best friends and publicists, Monique Jackson and Kita Williams.  Since he’s such a loud mouthed fuck during the season, I’m expecting some dirt on Romo and his beard, Jessica Simpson.  If there’s shit talking on Simpson, consider me tuned in.

Actually consider me tuned in regardless.  I like making fun of hot messes and VH1 is my boyfriend by default.  I’ll watch anything that shit channel produces.  And by shit, I mean completely and utterly amazing.  Where else can you find STD infested sluts with fake tits up to their chins fighting over a rock star has been with hair plugs?

-C

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