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Lisa Rinna’s lips basically need their own show.  I imagine at night while she’s fast asleep, they detach from her face and put on a variety show for the fish tank.  After that, they probably try to nap on Rinna’s ass because they miss their hometown.

Surprisingly, Lisa Rinna once had a steady job on the old Melrose Place.  She even was on that Dancing with the Nobodies craptascular show.  Now she’s hosting red carpets on the TV Guide Channel with *N Sync has been, Joey Fatone.  Well, apparently that shit’s not good enough because she’s basically going on the record begging for producers on the Melrose Place spin-off to get her on board.

Lisa really wants her old role back of Taylor McBride and says in a recent interview:

“Tell them I’m available, ready to go. I’m very professional and hardworking!”

Unlucky for her, the show’s execs only have their eyes set on one alum.  They’re going after Heather Locklear.  Hopefully bitch isn’t med up, driving frantically around LA.  The best thing about seeing desperate, is one someone knows and admits they are.  Rinna basically knows she’s not top person they’re looking at and says:

“I’m way down on the totem pole. You know, this one doesn’t want to do it, that one doesn’t want to do it, so I’m just hoping that they get down far enough to me, where they’re finally like, ‘Oh, just call Lisa…Just hire her, for God’s sake! Stop her begging!’ “

They probably don’t have insurance for tit leakage and lip fat bursts.

-C

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