Jan 30 2009
Lohan Loses Job To ‘Mean Girls’ Co-Star
Methinks wee ‘ol Lindsay Lohan’s been so concentrated on not eating, that she forgot she landed an actual role in an upcoming movie. The script would have probably been too heavy for her to carry anyway.
So in what seems to have been a possible good job for Lohan, it’s no surprise that her ass lost it. She’s on routine: Breakfast: Marlboro cigarette and a 1/2 cup of water / Lunch: 30 seconds of saMANtha Ronson’s lady tuna / Dinner: crack cocaine mixed in … ehh, straight.
In 2006, the shrinking before our eyes moron signed on to star in an adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s A Woman Of No Importance. Stemming from that title, no wonder the producers signed her on. Well, the movie was stalled, but is now back on. Unfortunately, La Lohan has lost the role to her Mean Girls co-star, Amanda Seyfried.
Settle for Celebrity Rehab already, hell, I think VH1 would even give her, her own show and I’d tune in to watch a hot mess fall to pieces
-C
