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So guys I won’t be around today, but I will leave you with the latest in links.  Let’s start today off with babies being worth $40k. Yes, it makes me sick too, but daddy’s a music mogul and mommy’s a modeling tranny!

Aside from that, it’s up in there as to who is going to direct the third installment of the ‘Twilight’ franchise, ‘Eclipse.’ An ANGEL is apparently in the running. 

Speaking of running, Axl Rose might want to either shut his mouth or take a hike before his former bandmate hears what he has to say!

You know what boggles me? When two ridiculously over the top lesbian lovers attend a church service when we damn well know their incredible sinning will be far from acceptable.

Now for some fun news. What two movie stars enjoyed some bonding during their Tokyo visit to promote their movies? Hm, one’s a really great host while the other one dazzles in the sun. 

And who isn’t dazzling? WOMEN. DESPERATE WOMEN!

And in sadder news, a beloved icon who had some money troubles in the past has just been diagnosed with cancer.  Sad. Sad. 

As for some more violent news, the older, trannier version of Brooke Hogan apparently had a hit out on her. I doubt any of us really care.

But what really got my attention yesterday was the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal makes a starring appearance in a Jamie Fox video.  Odd, right?

We all knew something odd was up with Madonna’s face at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party. Didn’t bitch look a little TOO refreshed? Here’s why!

Oh Kanye, Kanye, Kanye.  We know you’re a perfectionist, but now you like to surround yourself with typical video ho’s, too? Along with that, someone actually doesn’t even know who Kanye is! Diss to the ego? I think, YES!

Anyway…you won’t have to wait until the summer to get your No Doubt fix.  They’re slated to perform on one of television’s most popular tv series. 

And perhaps the biggest story today has to do with–you guessed it–Chris Brown and Rihanna.  Bitches say these two are back together! They’re apparently shacking it up in one of Diddy’s homes.  If this shit is true, Rihanna’s a dumbass and they are officially Ike and Tina Turner of the 21st century.  How does it feel guys? Well, I know how it must feel on Rihanna’s unfortunate face…you know it’s used as a practice punching bag.

Until tomorrow!

-C

This is the gayest thing I’ve heard since (and currently), well, probably Lindsay and Samantha swapping vagine juice…but it’s possibly the coolest, too.

Word on the street is that Jim Carrey and Jake Gyllenhaal will be starring together on the big screen adaptation of the classic musical, Damn Yankees.

You might think this is shit, but Craig Zadan and Neil Meron are behind the project…the dudes who successfully brought Hairspray, A Raisin in the Sun, and Chicago alive on the big screen.

Carrey is due to play the devil to whom Jake plays Boyd/Joe Hardy who sells his soul for the victory of his baseball team.  Ah.  Queens dancing and singing.  What more could a girl ask for.

-C

Source: BroadwayWorld

I was already graced with the wonderful luck that my birthday landed on the same as Michael Bolton’s (I’m sorry I’m simply in love), but unfortunately luck ran out because these two mo’s, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen got fucking married on my birthday.

I really don’t care what designer out of three that bride probably chose to wear and I don’t really care to know where they got married.  I’d only care if Bridget Moynahan showed up and ripped Gisele’s engagement ring off of her finger.  But if you do care to know the things that I could give a shit about then you can click the source link and have your own jubilee!

Let’s hope this marriage is more successful than Brady’s last season and the superbowl game of ‘08

-C

Source: UsMagazine

Okay so within a week we’ve had movies A Nightmare on Elm Street to The NeverEnding Story to this Total Recall being remade?! Honestly Hollywood has all of the money in the world to hire talent to create some new shit, but yet here we are getting shit we’ve already paid to see “modernized” and we’re expected to dish out again? Sad thing is, we all probably will.

So now I’ll introduce to you the Total Recall movie being remade.  Almost 20 years after we saw one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best films in theaters, final negotiations are taking place with Columbia Pictures to create…you guessed it! A “MODERN” version of the film.

I’ll wait for my favorite Asian to hop over to my friend’s beauty parlor with his bootlegs for this one.

-C

Source: ComingSoon

Attention all of you Gossip Girl fans who are looking forward to the new spin-off.  Brittany Snow has landed the role as the young Lily van der Woodsen.  Kudos for her, but she’ll be heartbroken when this shit is either cancelled or panned thus leading her into the not working actress discard bin.

A ‘friend’ says:

“Brittany is thrilled. She loves the original show and thinks the 1980’s concept sets the spin-off apart from other series on television. She can’t wait to wear all the fabulous outfits and really sink her teeth into the role.”

If someone can name me a fabulous outfit from the 80s, I will applaud you, smack your hiney, and give you a nice kiss on the cheek.  Tempting, I know.

-C

Source: StarMagazine

I haven’t written about my beloved baby girl Amy Winehouse in such a long time! I should probably also tell you that her once beloved Blaaaake incarcerated, was released from jail on Wednesday thus triggering romantic thoughts in Amy’s head.  So much so that Amy realized how much she still really loves him and is determined to win Blaaaake back.

Aka she misses the drugs.  After a long ridiculous shack up in St.Lucia, Crackie has decided to return to London to ‘win’ back her man.  One of Wino’s apparent ‘friends’ told The Sun:

“Hearing Blake was out brought lots of emotions back for Amy. She feels like she was the last to know he was getting released and that hurt. She is desperate to see him again and wants to work things out. She still loves him.”

Well, let’s hope Wino is prepared to fight to the death for her man.  According to the Blakester, he has no want to rekindle his and Amy’s romance.  Upon his prison release, he told reporters that he is still jumping ship by going ahead with the divorce saying:

“It’s all going ahead — but I don’t really know what will happen. It’s just nice to be on the outside again. Now I am going to get over my drug habit.”

I just laughed, peed a little, laughed again, and just had a craving for some pot brownies.

-C

Source: TheSun

This broad’s 15 minutes of apparent fame has yet to burn out.  Does anybody understand how much this pains me? That this broad is still around blinding my eyes whenever her STD snatch is on public display via Playboy?

Anyway, let’s congratulate Miss O’Day for somehow managing to add on additional five minutes to her already burned out 15.  Or really, let’s applaud her dick sucking skills since that’s what she had to do to score the following.

The skank on the block is apparently in talks with Steve Rifkind at SRC/Universal to sign up and start her solo career.  He also asked O’Day to go into the studio and work with fuck Akon.  That’s another douche I don’t even want to discuss because I’ll go off on how his fucking song Na Na Na Na Na replays in my head constantly thus leading me to contemplate throwing myself out of my work window.  47 floors above Manhattan.

Let’s just hope when O’Day is expected to suck Akon’s no no spot…that he finds some mystical ointment that keeps the disease away.  Who am I kidding? Akon has more disease than the Sienna Miller…hmm maybe not.  That’s a slutty one right there.

-C

Source: NewBloodMusic

Should I trigger my four-year-old self and vomit on the thought of this? Perhaps one of my favorite movies of all-time…Hollywood has gone and done it again.  RUINING another classic!

Rumor has it that Warner Bros and the Kennedy / Marshall Co. are in talks to make a remake of this wonderful film.  It was the first time I had a thing for a boy in short costume…my beloved Atreyu<3 (and no, not that fucking band who stole that shit from the movie!)

The studio recently obtained the rights to the franchise…so let’s basically say this shit is definitely being remade. And of course since Hollywood is sooooo unique they intend to put a “modern twist” on the “classic tale.” My luck they’ll cast fucking Paris Hilton as the princess and her wonky hairy vagina as the flying dog Falcor.

-C

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is an asshole in my opinion.  Reason for that is when I had to cover The Tudors television premiere event for Us Weekly last year, bitch WOULD NOT speak to reporters.  He was also the main fucking event being the lead and all.  I even had Peter O’Toole giving me the eye and some drunken answers…but not this clown!

So I’m also not surprised to say that Meyers is again trying rehab.  Back in 2005, Meyers did a stint at the famed rehabbin’ clinic, Promises in Malibu, California.  Does anybody else find it weird that there are rehabs in California? Yeah, a lot of celebrities live there, but wouldn’t you want those fucks far away from California? 

Well, that shit didn’t work because he was recently spotted looking a little tips while purchasing a bottle of liquor.  He also has been skipping recent events…starting to make people suspicious of his love for the bottle.

Perhaps the greatest part of this story is this in which I have to share with you.  I’m not sure when Meyers said this but he compared his drunk self to Bambi:

“I’m all over the place, hopeless, like a 16-year-old kid. People notice.”

Bring out the violins and then hit him over the head with them.

-C

Source: The Independent

Yes ladies and gentleman that is a BREATING HUMAN BEING.  If you don’t know who Robert Smith is…I suggest you download some Cure songs and listen because they’re amazing…unfortunately Smith didn’t get the memo about amazing at some event this week because the lead singer of The Cure showed up looking a hot mess and two thirds

I’m not sure if I’m looking at my aunt who packs on the make up like Maybelline calls her cheek its homeland or I’m looking at a complete monster.  The eyeliner, the lipstick, the hair! EEEEK!

-C