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Ugh, you know I had my doubts when Britney Spears was all of a sudden going on this huge tour after just recovering from a huge meltdown…like ten years in the making.  Anyway, I had my hopes about my bitch not letting me down, but TMZ is reporting that Brit may in fact cancel her tour if she is not able to bring her kids along with her.

Kevin Federline, Daddy Spears, and my lady were working out a plan so that her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James, could travel on the road with their moms.  It was said that FedEx worked out the deal without his lawyers.  The plan was to set up three home bases in the country: Los Angeles, New Orleans, and New Jersey.  The kids would stay in one of those places depending where Brit was performing at that time and after each concert, Brit would meet them there in between shows.

It’s also said that she was going to pay that douche of an ex husband $4K a week and give him his own place to stay near those three homes.  Unfortunately, Fed’s lawyers found out about this shit last week and axed it immediately.  They accused Daddy Spears of going behind their backs and cutting them out.  They’re not amused for some ridiculous reason (probably because they don’t gain any funds from this the rich bastards) and are telling KFed not to go through with it.

So now sources tell TMZ that if Britney doesn’t get to take her kids with her, she’s quitting the tour and making people like me cry in their pillows and dream of the Britney from yesteryears. I have faith something will pull through.  There’s no way KFed will say no no to $4K a week with an endless supply of beer and slim jims.  We all know that’s only what that ho eats since he packed on like 100 lbs in the last year.

-C

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