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Ah the days of hott Joaquin Phoenix have come and gone.  Today he’s lucky if he looks like a rat crawling out of a garbage can or Paris Hilton’s vagina.  We should remember the days when we swooned.  A moment of silence if you will..

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Not only have we been forced to view his unpleasant new look, but we’ve also had the displeasure of hearing his new “hip-hop” act.  Many claimed that this whole rapping thing was just an act for artistic purposes.  Joaquin is now swearing up and down that bitch is for real and his new rap career is in fact authentic (Peopla VIA AP):

“There’s not a hoax. Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that’s possible, but that’s certainly not my intention. I had a lot of dudes (MK says, ‘KFed and MC Skat Kat don’t count, Joaquin’) come up and say, `We really respect you for doing it, putting yourself out there, and going with it. Because I think true hip-hop heads know that it’s hard, it’s going to be a hard transition, and people are going to be lining up just to make fun of me.”

Was he expecting people to take his ass seriously? So would people respect me if I decided to venture out on a new career as a ventriloquist? Would you bitches represent a puppet tryin’ bitch?

-C

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