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My baby girl Amy Winehouse is totally going to get fucked over.  Unfortch for my babes, her soon-to-be ex-husband, Blaaaaake Fielder Civil, isn’t getting divorced quietly.  In fact, he’s taking this shit way serious.  Probably because millions of her fortune can be his…what a mo.

According to new reports, he and his lawyers are getting together a list of Amy’s bad ass behavior and even having the guys she messed around with while Blake was in jail to get in on the action.

An insider says:

“He wants to put together a case arguing that Amy is ultimately responsible for the breakdown in their marriage. Blake is totally serious about this. He’s hired a top lawyer and is compiling a file of Amy’s errors throughout their short marriage, he’s even decided to contact the men Amy’s meant to have slept with. Blake wants them to testify to prove that Amy was unfaithful during their marriage.”

Kids this is why you stay away from the crack.  You get doped up and you marry a dirtier douche than yourself.  Eh I guess her vagine could have gave him the herps from sleeping around, but I’m sure all of the butt touching in jail doesn’t leave him far behind in the disease department.

-C

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