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People are weird and obviously less creative in Hollywood.  Although I’ll probably throw myself in a candy frenzy when this shit happens, it’s still a bit tarded.  Anyway, Variety says that Universal has hired the guy who wrote Tropic Thunder, to pen a screenplay for Candy Land: The Movie.  Could you imagine seeing that Michael Phelps style? (Oh, you get the joke…stoned.)  

Let’s cast it right now.  Obviously Nicole Kidman’s a shoe in for Queen Frostine because bitch is as cold as ice and need I say more.  How about a little Brittany Murphy for the Lollipop ho? We all know the Lollipop chick was secretly getting down with that Candy Cane guy who Ashton Kutcher should obviously play because he’s a mess-and-a-half.

As for the King, methinks that moron’s going to ask Jack Black or Philip Seymour Hoffman since those two are probably the homeliest looking guys in Hollyweird…okay, I lied, John C. Reilly might be a shoo in as well.

-C

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