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Everyone know that Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, wears the pants in this ridiculous relationship.  Methinks one night after his show, bitch drugged him and coaxed him into marriage.  Anyway, to keep quiet, she went to Brazil to get some plastic surgery because, you know, when you think of plastic surgery you think of Brazil and not LA. Yeah.

Well, things didn’t go as planned and she suffered a serious injury due to complications.  And since Usher is the good little bitch boy, he cancelled his performance at Clive Davis’ annual pre-Grammy party Saturday night.  He rushed to Brazil to be wit his wife.  Obviously this crap doesn’t look good because Access Hollywood is reporting that a neurosurgeon from Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles booked a ticket and peaced out to South America to treat the plastic surgery gone wrong.

Maybe Usher paid off the guy to get a freebie ex-wife? No, that’s terrible.  Hopefully she takes advantage of all of the free ginger ale and gets better.  That’s why plastic surgery isn’t always the best option kids!

-C

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