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Don’t mind Burt Reynolds.  I’m lazy, didn’t want to save and crop this. So those two beautiful gems on your left, Courtney Love and Mickey Rourke, are apparently DATING.  I think dating is code for rubbing plastic surgery faces together and moaning, but that’s just my guess.

Before you vomit and have visions of them doggy stylin’ it up for the rest of the day (please, that’s the only way two people like that could actually look at each other and bang…faces away from each other!) we all would like to know how these two insane crazies have possibly gotten together.  An inside slut says:

“Courtney has quite a crush on Mickey and finds him utterly compelling.

“They’ve known each other for years – she’s stuck by him through the good times and the bad. Now he’s back on the Hollywood A-list he’s gone up another notch in the desirability stakes.”

And it’s not just Courtney who is apparently Hatchetized, but:

“Mickey texted Courtney totally out of the blue, around the time of the Golden Globes, asking to take her out for the night.

“They met up in secret and had an awesome evening. Let’s just say they didn’t stop at holding hands and a chaste peck on the cheek. They were supposed to hook up after the Elle bash and share a hotel suite. I think Courtney was banking on it. But Mickey was suffering from the Baftas the night before and appeared to be lapping up all the attention from women.”

Even if they aren’t banging, anyone surrounding these two hanging out together probably instantaneously died on scene.  There’s no way someone could go into a party and handle the beauty.  Double time.

-C

Source: UK Mirror

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