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When I was 13-years-old, I barely knew what a peen is.  I also knew that the furthest thing from my mind was peen entry into my vagine and all I really wanted was some more pelvic thrusts in Backstreet Boys videos.  But, hey, kids these days…they just do and screw the darnedest things!

Always count on the UK to have a story like this.  That little boy above isn’t holding his little sister and no, that’s not his niece.  It’s his daughter.  You see, at 13-years-old he managed to peen it up in some 15-year-old broad’s vag.  Nine months later, a baby comes out of a baby.  This is some Benjamin Button shit if you ask me. 

Meet 13-year-old Alfie Patten and his older layday, Chantelle Steadman along with their new kid, Maisie Roxanne.  Bitch has the same name as me! Although spelled differently.  Maisie’s name is a ticket to adult entertainment business heaven in about, oh 13 years.    What’s more frightening is that at FOUR FEET TALL, Alfie conceived his babes the first night he ever had sex at age 12.  They decided to keep the baby and fuck it up for the next 18 years.  He also admits he doesn’t know much about raising a baby.  Yeah, well when you basically popped out of your mom’s womb and have yet to hit puberty I wouldn’t think you’d know how to.  Alfie says:

“I thought it would be good to have a baby. I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Are newborns the new crazy? What the fuck is it with all of these crazy bitches popping out kids? Hey, at least they’ll save money with buying toys.  Alfie can grab his blocks in the corner of his room while Chantelle can grab the Barbies under her bed.

-C

Source: TheSun

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