Feb 13 2009
‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ For ‘The Nightmare On Elm Street’ Remake
A few weeks ago I told you guys about a remake of The Nightmare on Elm Street looking for a director. Well, it looks as though they have found themselves one in the arms of Nirvana. You’ll understand in a hot second.
Platinum Dunes production company, owned by Michael Bay, have decided to grab on video director Samuel Bayer. Bayer is most famously known for iconic videos such as Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit and Blind Melon’s No Rain.
No word on who is going to try and make Freddy the shit. How can you replace Robert Englund? Bitch isn’t returning because the filmmakers want a younger, re-energized version of the knife fingered nightmare slayer.
The director seems pretty cool, but methinks it’s not going to be as bad ass. Dude. We all know how this is going to go down. They’re going to hire the next Willa Ford 2.0 (bitch who is in the new Friday the 13th) make her run around topless, bang a couple of guys, and then behead the bitch when she’s dreaming. That’s how all of these sucky excuses of remake movies go down. There, I just saved you $11.
-C
Source: UKReuters
