Feb 16 2009
Kate Moss Is Preggers

Remember that picture I posted of Kate Moss looking knocked up in the sack? We all thought it could have been coke bloat or maybe a little water retention from the vodka diet cokes. Well, it looks as though Miss Moss is knocked the fuck up. Unfortunately, it’s not by her drug dealer. That would’ve been some Melrose shit right there.
According to The News of the World, Kate is 12 weeks in and is expecting her coked up kid to pop out come August. A source says:
“She’s vowing to be an even better mum this time.”
Oh this time? We always tend to forget she has another one of those baby kids. Usually we only see pictures of Kate with her cokey friends on one finger, cigarette held by the other, and if we’re lucky balancing some type of booze on her head. That’s not too hard to believe.
And the father this time around is Jamie Hince. This baby is going to be one gorgeous looking piece with a coked up mother and a father who is featured on the Count Chocula cereal box.
-C