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You know this could just be my guess, but methinks when there is a 12-year-age gap between a couple…shit will probably hit the fan and not work.  For one thing, the 19-year-old will probably want to do things like use her FAKE ID to get into bars whereas her established 31-year-old boyfriend will probably want to sit next to a fire and cozying up with a nice aged bottled of wine.

So in typical Hollywood fashion, Heroes co-stars, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have broken up.  Basically, Milo got a reality check, realized his incredible hottness, and decided against slummin’ it up with a gymnast troll.  She looks like a gymnast troll.  Let’s be real.

One source claims:

“It was a lifestyle conflict. They were in very different places.”

No, really? A teenager dating a man? I could have never guessed they were in two different places.  Bitch was playing with barbies at nine while he was already a pro at boozin’ it up. The source adds:

“They are still on friendly terms. There are no hard feelings.”

I’m sure there were never any hard feelings.  A 31-year-old male getting turned on by a 19-year-old troll doll should never have any HARD feelings waist down.  The source says Hayden:

“is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style.”

Did they eat a box of dumb each morning? Did they not date each other for a year? How the hell do you just figure that out now?

-C

Source: UsMagazine

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