Feb 24 2009
If You’re Taller Than 5′7″, Don’t Try Out For ‘America’s Next Top Model’
I doubt anyone even watches this shit show anymore, but according to Tyra Banks, they must because another season of America’s Next Top Nobody Model is in the works…shorty style. At this rounds casting calls, they’re looking for no one taller than 5′7″ to try out! Biased against the tall bitches!
Monster Tyra says in a statement:
“There have been top supermodels in the past that weren’t as tall as the industry demands, like fashion icon Kate Moss. So we are changing up ‘Top Model’ for cycle 13 and making it a year for the shorter model!”
Yeah and CoKATE Moss is like the only shorty in the gang. Let’s just go ahead and say what Tyra really wants to say…”Well, my show is shit and produces absolutely no real supermodels so now we’re just trying to get a normal one to hopefully land a JCPenny*s catalog.”
-C
Source: LATimes
