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There are a few girls I went to high school with that had to be desperate in order to score some type of male attention.  It was even better in college when most of the girls I saw on the city streets thought dressing like a hipster would be like uber cool man and score some long haired freakish male who would have pencil dick.  I don’t know where I was going with that one, but for some reason Lindsay Lohan strikes me as that type.  Mix it with a little stalker and you have it on the nose.

She may very well be dating her lesbo lover, saMANtha Ronson, but she seems to have her vagine eyes STILL on the one and only Chace Crawford.  Remember when she stalked his ass in NYC last week? Well, it didn’t stop her from tracking him down and stalking his ass in LA Oscar Sunday night. 

In Touch Weekly claims that La Lohan attended the Harvey Wenstein’s Oscar party at the Andax hotel in West Hollywood and when she found out Chace had arrived, bitch got her panties in a twist because she went coo coo for cocoa puffs over him. A source says:

“Lindsay waited in the lobby for him to arrive. When he got there, she ran up to him. But he didn’t seem happy to see her or interested in what she was saying. He walked inside, where he avoided her and hung out with his friends.”

And according to friends:

“Lindsay thinks Chace is so hot. Every time she’s in New York, Chace will literally get 50 texts from her, asking him to hang out.”

It’s sad.  Celebrities are supposed to be the symbol for never being desperate.  Unfortunately for Lindsay, she’s just fell into the same category as Mariah Carey, Sharon Stone, and Paris Hilton’s vagina.

-C

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