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Because we totally didn’t see this hot mess hittin’ the snooze button months ago.

I’m sad to report that the Romeo & Juliet of our time, Holly Madison & Criss Angel, have decided to quit their relationship after an intense four month relationship.  Methinks the STDs these two have just didn’t mesh well when put together.

The split of course was amicable and they claim it was ”a conflict of schedules.” Yeah conflict of schedules my ass! Didn’t fucking Holly move to Vegas to be with Angel after shimmying away from Hugh Hefner? Well, whatever it’s reported that she moved out and moved back in with family in Los Angeles.

From Playboy Mansion to semi decent home to two-story house.  What a way to decline.  Apparently:

“It was a tough decision for her to make and come back to L.A. and pursue her career. She still has very intense feelings for him.”

What career? A competition between her and Posh Spice to see whose nipples are made of harder plastic?

-C

Source: EOnline

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