Feb 27 2009
Wow. Hollywood Has Clearly Lost Its Touch…A ‘Total Recall’ Remake?!

Okay so within a week we’ve had movies A Nightmare on Elm Street to The NeverEnding Story to this Total Recall being remade?! Honestly Hollywood has all of the money in the world to hire talent to create some new shit, but yet here we are getting shit we’ve already paid to see “modernized” and we’re expected to dish out again? Sad thing is, we all probably will.
So now I’ll introduce to you the Total Recall movie being remade. Almost 20 years after we saw one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s best films in theaters, final negotiations are taking place with Columbia Pictures to create…you guessed it! A “MODERN” version of the film.
I’ll wait for my favorite Asian to hop over to my friend’s beauty parlor with his bootlegs for this one.
-C
Source: ComingSoon