Mar 01 2009
Sunday’s A Time For Celebrity Rounds…Actually, Every Day Is

Now for your Sunday treat. No I wouldn’t Katie Holmes you singing if it didn’t go along with my first post! Excuse my absence due to an incredible birthday celebration hangover. I’m lucky I even got up to type this out. Hope your weekend was as ridiculous as mine! If you ever want to stay in New York City, I recommend you try The London NYC on 54th between 6th and 7th. My boyfriend got us an amazing suite there for my birthday and we had a blast. Back to reality!
This whole trying hard for a baby shizz doesn’t really surprise me when it comes to this desperate once good singer. Hopefully the babies don’t inherit his following trait and her screeching voice!
And if this true the biggest dumb ass award of 2009 goes to the new Tina Turner. It also doesn’t help that he’s been showing off his muscles while jet skiing around Diddy’s Miami home! It probably also doesn’t help when your family backs you dating a woman beater. Interesting development.
Who knew they let aspiring wizards into Ivy Leagues? Speaking of big name movies, the sequel you’ve all been waiting to hear developments about may not even hit in 2011! Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations…
Too bad for this Entourage fella. Mercury just doesn’t hold and backtracking your story only pisses ‘em off more. Speaking of pissing off, could a Chris Martin and Bono fighting match be in the works?
This name is just waaaaay too perfect and fitting. But converting for your grandma? and now your lezzie? Not so fitting. Fitting you say? Apparently this “curvy” self proclaimed “singer” feels for the plus sizes so much so that she’s adding on a line to her…successful? clothing line?
From jet skis to Kardashians, this hot mess Ike Turner is certainly making his rounds. As for a TRUE hot mess, don’t you remember this little gremlin? Looks like all he’s been doing is eating and not brushing his teeth since we last saw him. Wait, let me back track to Ike Turner. Do you think he learned his skills from this fucktard? DISGUSTING (I should warn you it’s a bit disturbing.)
Until tomorrow!
-C