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When I go for a jog, the last thing I have in mind to wear is everything that Miley Cyrus apparently favors to run in.  Really? Ripped jean shorts? Really? Bikini top? Really? Low cut shirt? This coming from a girl who’s jogging with her shirtless boyfriend and claims to still be a virgin.  No one dates a guy like that without the hopes of getting in some good nailing sessions. 

So anyway the above picture got people antsy in their pantsies because you can see the Disney prostitot’s cleavage (or lack thereof) when she went for a “jog” this weekend.  Well, Miley’s pissed off about this because she was dressed that way for a car wash with her little sister.  Obviously she took to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to chat about it.  She says:

“I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I’m not allowed to jog any more.”

She explained:

“As I’m running, it got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top,” Cyrus said. “So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me! I’m wearing a two-piece. … with an 8-year old.”

Yeah, but it’s totally okay that your pedophile 20 something-year-old boyfriend is jogging around with your 16-year-old tots hanging out.  Does this bitch have brain tumors for breakfast every morning? Probably just a cup of Justin’s mojo.

-C

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