Mar 04 2009
Madonna Receives 100 Copies Of ‘IT’

This is the greatest prank I’ve ever heard of. I’m just imagining Madonna’s face upon receiving 100 copies of Stephen King’s horror film IT. As you may have read here some odd posts ago, Guy Ritchie has apparently nicknamed his former flame “It” after the killer clown, Pennywise from the movie.
Not only did she receive the movie, but 50 copies of the book as well. The book is always better than the movie just like the original Madonna face is more than likely better than the current one.
The deliveries were sent to all of her crazy amount of homes. Madonna is suspicious of who is behind this act. According to a source, Guy compared his ex to Pennywise the clown, who kills children because:
“Even towards the end of their marriage, he [Guy] would call her ‘It’. He told people, ‘We can’t make ‘It’ angry’. Or Guy would say, ‘Oh, ‘It’ is in a bad mood today’. There is absolutely no love lost between them.”
I just peed myself a little.
-C